Hyperscale
July 14, 2026
- Web
Hyperscale is a comedy idle tycoon about running an AI startup whose garage chatbot somehow acquired a board of directors. Cash from tapped server racks is poured into GPUs and coolant while a model trains toward parameter counts whose suffixes eventually give up on numbers; racks overheat, rival labs ship at the worst moment, and the benchmarks are rigged, mostly by the player. When hype peaks, a funding round resets everything for a permanent multiplier and a proud new model name, escalati...